Heart Rate
70bpm
Weight
89.35kg
Height
182.88cm
Age
30.502578048

About Me

Hi there. My name is J. Edward Schwartz and you are currently browsing through my fancy website. Why is that? Most likely because you’re looking for a talented developer. It just so happens I’m looking for a badass project. Fate has obviously bought us together. Let’s do this.

A little about me

I’m a well-seasoned creator of all things, Interweb. I’ve been a designer, developer, manager and for a short time, even a teacher. I’ve worn every hat on the rack and managed to do backflips while doing it. I am disgusted by sloppy / lazy web design and I will spend the rest of my life fighting to destroy it! Join me in my battle.

A little about this site

Below you’ll find some random stats about me. I track everything I do in life like it’s some kind of micro Xbox Achievement. With the help of my HTC One M8, my Moto 360 watch and a few fancy pieces of software I’ve written, I can display all that data here. What’s the point? There really isn’t one. Just an example to show you the cool stuff I can make with you.

June 15, 2018 at 07:19PM
Toasty Subs
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Input

Currently Listening to:
Testarossa
on 1986 - EP
by Kavinsky
Updated 1 year ago
Currently Watching:
Stranger Things
Episode: 9
Season: 2
Updated 1 year ago
Currently Reading:
The Martian
by Andy Weir
100% complete
Updated 1 year ago
Last Ate at:

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